Where we headed?

"BORN CROSS-EYED" HANDMADE SLAPS

Blessed Bobby. The man who keeps it goin'. Of course, at one point, he was just The Kid, the one who'd get stoned enough to say the kind of goofy shit that would inspire our name. Psychedelic Bobby. That's what we're all about!

Each slap is 2.5"x4", shiny gold paper with glossy sealant and a hint of glow-in-the-dark paint. Handmade, babies!





Where we headed?

"ME, WORRIED? NO." HANDMADE SLAPS

This image was the result of an elderly street preacher forcing the artist to huff air duster against his will. It is a vision which came to him shortly before the floors started undulating. Not a good trip, by most metrics, but at least something came of it.

Each slap is 2.25"x3.25", thick paper with glossy sealant and a hint of glow-in-the-dark paint. Handmade and proud.






Where we headed?

"TRUE HEADS" CMYK SLAPS 4-PACK

Show your dedication to the long, strange trip with these slaps! The Dead are not for the weak of bladder. Use all four yourself, or be a kind bud. We're not here to tell ya how to live your life!

Each sticker is 3.30" x 2.17". Pro made! Only 20 packs available. We'll do cool trades with fellow freaks (no sports bullshit, sorry... NOT our bag!). We will almost definitely reproduce variants of this sticker down the road, but never with the same color scheme.



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